How do you escape a bad day??

I usually don't have bad days....I'm kind of immune to them.....I have a really low stress level because frankly....I just don't give a damn haha. However, today was unusually strange. I found myself answering the phone at work and a simple question like, "is Bob in the office?" made me want to scream "NO STUPID AND DONT EVER CALL HERE AGAIN BECAUSE I HATE YOU!" Thankfully, I wouldn't really say that and of course I said, "Hold please", but I couldn't figure out why I was so worked up. I met Chase for lunch and found myself talking nonstop about how much I hate this and I hate that and blah blah blah. I bet Chase was THRILLED with me. I decided there was only 1 fix for this.....a short shopping trip!!! I quickly drove to Dillards and unloaded $300 on clothes and boy was I PROUD! I immediately drove my mom's house and shashayed around with my new clothes and bragged that I spent $300 and that I didn't care and that I was having the BEST day ever. Then I went home and tried my clothes on.....they don't fit. Major Bummer.....having a bad day (check), realizing that you are fatter than you thought (check), then realizing that you really shouldn't have spent $300 because your electric bill coming up and you don't really have $3oo for a wardrobe (check). So, as I pack my new apparel up to be returned, I'm wondering how am I gonna shake this bad day??? Just let it go and go to bed? No, that's too easy. Adopt a new puppy? No, I'd have to adopt divorce papers too. Then it hit me.....all I need is my fave sweat pants, an old Keystone Light I found in the fridge, and the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Problem solved....I'm not crazy....THOSE b*tches are crrrazy!
**pardon my french =)