I'm too old to fall down

Back in the day...I could take a spill and be good with it.

Not anymore!
I went to the funeral home (my grandpa's) because I thought I left my Realtor keycard in his car.
After getting his keys, I walked outside and BAM!
Slipped on some hidden ice. I think they call it "Black Ice" except it wasn't black...it was invisible!

I debated on crying.........1st out pure frustration......2nd for ripping my good black pants......and 3rd....cause my keycard wasn't even there.

But I decided to suck it up.
So, when I got back inside I proclaimed to my Gpa that I would be suing him for everything.
He laughed.
So I offered to settle out of court.
He laughed again.
All I got was a band-aid and VERY sore knee from that place!