Only in Kate's World

I think my world revolves on a slightly tilted axis. My older sister once told me once when I was 9 that I marched to the beat of different drum and I cried for the next 3 hours. I guess she might have been right. I promised my Mom I would try to reach full adult maturity by the age of 33,but that's a stretch. I promised my husband no such thing. What happens in Kate World? Well.....

If you ask your Mommy to run to the mall with you after work, she'll buy ya something.

A 1,000 calorie a day diet consists of a bag of M&Ms, A medium fry at McDonalds, and a salad.

If Chase says no, then get it/buy it anyway when he is out of town and apologize whole heartedly when he returns.

Throw a fit everytime the electric bill comes, but still leave all the lights on when you leave for work.

If everyone tells you No, ask your grandpa, and then stick your tongue out at everyone that told you No.

If you aren't good at it, then just quit and pout.

That it's Ok to buy your husband generic brand groceries and borrow 20 dollars from your Mom for gas, but have 50 logical and feasable reasons why you should carry a small thousand dollar handbag made of canvas...and actually consider it a necessity for everyday life.

To consider text messaging the only form of communication. Hey, I even taught my grandpa.

If you only have 30 dollars in your bank account, find a reason why 26 of those dollars should go to a gossip magazine, a scarf, and some new mascara.

And I have to try to work these kinks out by the age of 33? We will see.