Wednesday!

'I wish' .... I could win the lottery REAL soon, and I would..........................................

1) Pass out.

2) Become hyper paranoid that someone would try to steal my ticket before I get to Austin. I'd watch Chase like a hawk.

3) Drive to Austin and check in at the fanciest hotel...until my they decline my card so I'd then move to the Holiday Inn Express....then go to the "lottery place" and collect my winnings.

4) Hire a personal lawyer and accountant.

5) Stop by Park Place Lexus on the way home from Austin and try to buy 5 or 6 cars.

6) When I got back home....I'd have a for sale sign in my yard so fast your head would swim.

7) Buy a dream home.

8) Now that I was taken care of.......GIFTS and MONEY FOR EVERYONE!