As Beyonce sings, "If I were a boy....."

** I would have the most manliest job they had...just cause I was manly like that.

**I would grow a handle bar mustache and wear a wild rag.....everywhere!

**I would know how to use a grill and I would have the biggest one in town.

**I would drink whiskey on the rocks and never a wine cooler.

**I would have a really good skill.....like carpentry or welding or poker.

**I would have a big cowboy hat and I'd go around telling everyone, "Don't touch a man's hat!!!"

**I would have a loud truck and I would ALWAYS carry a couple of dogs, a cooler, and a pair of rubber boots in the back.

**I would buy a boat and a gun....just so I could tell my buddies all about them.

**I would actually like football.

**I would definately build a "man cave" and have all my dude friends over on a weeknight.

**I would swim in just a pair of boxers.

Alas, I am a girl. I like this much better. I prefer life with a diamond on my finger, curls in my hair, and a big fancy purse. I like the fact that women can justify owning 100 pairs of jeans. I like that we appeciate how good a Sugar Cookie Lemongrass Rose Lavender candle smells. Noone would ever question us if we decorated our room with zebra pillows and leopard print drapes. I might one day learn to use the grill, but I can do that with a bow in my hair and a pink sequined boa trimmed koozie with a Strawberry Smirnoff in it.