This just in.............

The newest scientifically proven most effective way to kill a spider when you are minus a husband.

Step One: Using a hanger, slide bathroom rug over slightly to avoid damage and to keep the spider from trying to hide in it.



Step Two: Take a decorative shelf box (or other similar home decor), throw the box at the spider to inflict possible injury or to ever so slightly stun the creature.



Step Three: Get out a large can of Wasp and Hornet spray and douse the room.


Step Four: Leave the remains of the creature on the floor for the missing husband to collect and remove.

As my father-in-law would say......"Good Lord was it carrying a gun??". Yes Creech, it was. A knife too.