The government is trying to stimulate me!!!!!

So, I'm just hanging out, doing my Realtor thing.....and I get sooo caught up in excitement that it's not even funny! So I find a really really really good house deal....and I know I promised we would quit buying houses......but it's a REALLY good deal!!!!! So, I'm trying to ignore this deal that keeps knocking on my door (figuratively...because if it was literally...then I might need medication), but I just can't quit it. I talked to Chase and he is on board (for the most part...he still has questions....silly boy....just dive in with both feet...kidding kidding). I was able to contain my enthusiasm for this house until they dropped the interest rates so low....now I'm ALL in....I bet the farm........I don't even have a farm, but I would bet my fake farm any day. Well, I am going to talk to Chase's banker tomorrow and see if we can get it all together and I think we will put in an offer tomorrow morning. It's a long shot, but like the horseraces...those are the biggest payoffs. I'm excited.....this is why I love my job! The thrill of the kill. If the kill even happens...it's quite possible the only thing being killed.....................will be our offer when we present it. Bhahahaa!!
Keep ya posted....
P.S. WE AREN'T MOVING AGAIN!!!! This will be another rental property!!! I'm not moving for a long time.......however, a long time is such a relative term.....that I prefer to use casually!